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"The girlfriend won't let me refer to her vagina as my man cave anymore..."

#224 (0) - Jan 16, 2012 12:39 PM by mancave - Love - Legendary (10) - Lame (0)

"Yeah, today's our 10 month anniversary...I've officially been in your mom longer than you have."

#220 (0) - Jul 18, 2011 09:13 AM by Anonymous - Love - Legendary (19) - Lame (0)

"Preseason football is like having a girl with big titties give you a hand-job...What do you mean you're not going to use any of the good players?"

#218 (0) - Apr 4, 2011 12:09 PM by preseason - Love - Legendary (29) - Lame (1)

"I'm leaving if your mom's friends aren't slutty."

#217 (0) - Mar 22, 2011 09:58 AM by depends - Love - Legendary (20) - Lame (0)

"I like a girl who's in charge, when I tell her to be."

#216 (0) - Jan 28, 2011 04:24 PM by MAN - Love - Legendary (20) - Lame (0)

"Whenever I tip a black person, all I can think of is...'reparations'."

#215 (0) - Jan 21, 2011 07:09 AM by Anonymous - Life - Legendary (21) - Lame (0)

"Nipples, nipples are no fun, unless you share them with everyone!"

#214 (0) - Dec 8, 2010 07:11 AM by Anonymous - Life - Legendary (19) - Lame (1)

"Dude, I was going to nail your cousin, but I didn't want to cock block you."

#213 (0) - Nov 28, 2010 10:23 AM by Dick - Life - Legendary (16) - Lame (0)

"I swear...there needs to be a genocide. Not it."

#212 (0) - Nov 25, 2010 08:08 PM by Anonymous - Life - Legendary (17) - Lame (0)

"Oww you crazy bitch, you poked my eye too hard and made my nose bleed!"

#211 (0) - Nov 18, 2010 04:45 PM by bcoe - Love - Legendary (17) - Lame (1)

"It's just poison ivy. Kiss around it."

#209 (0) - Sep 12, 2010 05:13 PM by EVS - Love - Legendary (23) - Lame (2)

"This coffee taste like a midgets asshole!"

#208 (0) - Aug 20, 2010 09:18 AM by Anonymous - Life - Legendary (26) - Lame (1)

"They sayin God and Jesus a lot? Fuck that."

#206 (0) - May 21, 2010 05:53 PM by Anonymous - Life - Legendary (34) - Lame (0)

"There's something about chubby little Mexican's sliding into first base that makes me love softball!"

#205 (0) - Apr 26, 2010 08:16 PM by Primero - Life - Legendary (35) - Lame (0)

"i just peed on my own balls."

#204 (0) - Mar 10, 2010 07:59 AM by dan - Life - Legendary (40) - Lame (0)

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